The story of the rise and fall of the Pre-Fab Four.
as Dirk McQuickly/The Narrator/S.J. Krammerhead
as Ron Nasty
as Stig O'Hara
as Barry Womble
as Eric Manchester
as Self - Rock Star
as The Interviewer (Jimmy “The Wallasey Warbler” Climmer)
as Ron Decline
as Brian Thigh
as Bill Murray the K.
as Martini McQuickly
as Mrs. Emily Pules
as Mrs. Iris Mountbatten / Chastity
as Hells Angel
as Self - Interviewee
as Photographer getting off train
as The Queen
as The Bigamy Sisters
as Sleazy Merchandiser
as Blind Lemon Pye
