All the body-piercing, kinky sex, and car crashes that Shakespeare wanted but never had! Join Tromeo and Juliet as they travel through Manhattan's underground in search of climactic love, violence and the American Way.
as Juliet Capulet
as Tromeo Que
as Murray Martini
as Cappy Capulet
as London Arbuckle
as Sammy Capulet
as Ness
as Narrator
as Benny Que
as Father Lawrence
as Monty Que
as Detective Ernie Scalus
as Ingrid Capulet
as Georgie Capulet
as Rosy
as Peter
as 1-900-HOT-HUNK
as Found a Peanut Father
as Shocked Onlooker
as Mutant Kid
as Mutant Kid
as Pauline
as Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. (uncredited)
as Tromaville Citizen (uncredited)
as Fu Chang
as Flavio (Penis Monster Guy)
as Guy Who Says It Will Take Him Only Two Minutes to Have Sex
as Nice Man Hit By Car!!
