Jack and Jill's Manifesto of Rules to Live By Rule 1 Be honest Rule 2 Believe in fairy tales Rule 3 Accept time as our friend Rule 4 Make sure the nooky is good Rule 5 Promote beauty. Wage a sustained campaign against ugliness Rule 6 Abandon the pursuit of happiness and its false promise Rule 7 Show compassion, except to pirates Rule 8 Less TV Rule 9 Always be willing to admit when you're wrong
as Jack
as Jill
as George
as Sally
as Lucy
as Amberly
as T-Bone
as Melony
as Emily
as Mr. Smith
as Holly
as Kate
as Carlin
as Mrs Bradley
as Mr Bradley
as Casting Director
as Gary / Ignatius the Philosophical Clown
as Tampon Commercial Girl #1
as Norman / Narrator (uncredited)
