
When the zealous followers of the Church of the Divine Light collide with the heathen filmmakers heaven help those caught in the middle! Bishop Wally, the cult's corrupt founder, must liquidate his assets or face the wrath of the IRS, unaware that his too-slick tax advisor Lodz Kuckoff has unwittingly set the stage for calamity. Kuckoff promises a filmmaker, Liberty Jean, that he'll secure the million dollars she needs to make her dream project, an expose on sex in advertising. She reluctantly agrees, even though part of the deal includes having to cast the financier's curvaceous, but obnoxiously untalented girlfriend LIta as the star. Kuckoff, realizing the terrible mistake he's made, hires the neighborhood thugs to sabotage the picture. However, before they can hit full stride, the Bishop arrives and declares his own holy war. The movie's set, a gigantic birthday cake, becomes the battleground for one of the most uproarious brawls ever.

as Liberty Jean

as Elder Seth

as Lita Lata

as Lodz Kukoff

as Urjak Kukoff

as Bishop Wally

as Adam

as Robin

as Dadapopoplous

as Wife

as Carla

as Odd

as George

as Elder Ford

as Elder Bob

as Elder Dave

as Roldo

as FBI Agent

as FBI Agent

as Bishop’s Dancer

as Bishop’s Dancer

as Bishop’s Dancer

as Bishop’s Dancer

as Bishop’s Dancer

as Bishop’s Dancer

as Miracle Man

as Backstage Girl

as McAllister

as Nightclub Dancer

as Nightclub Dancer

as Bishop’s Bodyguard

as Bishop’s Girlfriend

as Nude Swimmer

as Nude Swimmer

as George’s Boy

as George’s Boy

as Man with Cigar

as Bishop’s Audience

as Bishop’s Audience

as Bishop’s Audience

as Bishop’s Audience

as Ralph

as Red