
Tony Stilano and Trev Spackneys both own, live over and work in adjoining take-away fish shops in Melbourne. Although they have fallen into a habitual rivalry based on a cause long forgotten, the pair unite when the multinational fast-food outlet "Burgies" unveils a new store directly opposite the twin fish & chips shops.

as Tony Stilano

as Trev Spackney

as Sonja Stilano

as Dave

as Burgies Manager

as Tarquin

as Ken

as Mal the Butcher

as Mrs McLeod

as Sean

as Barry Burgie

as Freddy Fry

as Mrs Williams

as Builder

as Burgies CEO

as Billy

as Penny

as Squire

as Innkeeper

as Innkeeper's Wife

as Man 1

as Neighbourhood Waster

as Neighbourhood Man

as Heavy 1

as Heavy 2

as Photographer

as Newsreader

as Prison Guard

as Waster 2

as Protestor

as Old Man

as Hare Krshna