Tony Stilano and Trev Spackneys both own, live over and work in adjoining take-away fish shops in Melbourne. Although they have fallen into a habitual rivalry based on a cause long forgotten, the pair unite when the multinational fast-food outlet "Burgies" unveils a new store directly opposite the twin fish & chips shops.
as Tony Stilano
as Trev Spackney
as Sonja Stilano
as Dave
as Burgies Manager
as Tarquin
as Ken
as Mal the Butcher
as Mrs McLeod
as Sean
as Barry Burgie
as Freddy Fry
as Mrs Williams
as Builder
as Burgies CEO
as Billy
as Penny
as Squire
as Innkeeper
as Innkeeper's Wife
as Man 1
as Neighbourhood Waster
as Neighbourhood Man
as Heavy 1
as Heavy 2
as Photographer
as Newsreader
as Prison Guard
as Waster 2
as Protestor
as Old Man
as Hare Krshna
