John Humperdink Stover, otherwise known as "The Varmint" for his pestiferousness or as "Dink" when in special favor, was expelled from a boarding school and sent to Lawrenceville Academy. On the stage on the way to the school he meets a silent man whom Dink sizes up for a salesman and he proceeds to wax eloquent on the subject of his past career and the reason he was expelled from his previous school.
as John Humperdink Stover
as Laura
as A Roman
as Tough McCarty
as White Mountain Canary
as Caramel-Colored Angel
as Cheyenne Baxter
as Doc MacNooder
as Tennessee Shad
as Butsey White
as Al
