In this one-day dark comedy, an office worker hires assassins to get revenge after a co-worker steals credit for his promotion. Panicked, the credit thief hires private security, and the escalating paranoia is told from multiple perspectives-assassins, guards, and office staff-all racing toward an absurd final showdown over the pettiest feud imaginable.
as ArmRick
as Petunia
as Dwéézil
as Devlin
as Buster Fitzgerald
as Athena
as Bernard Cunningham
as Sasha/Selena
as The Boss
as Chet
as Susan
as Travis
as Jovie
as Barquevious
as Laddy/Scratchy McBeats
as Paddy
as Lieutenant Mervin
as Bertram
as Ethel
as Bernard's sister
as Bitch #1
as Otis
as Neighbor
as Robber
as Hiring Manager
as Angus
as Hogarth
as Gwendolyn
as Devlin's mother
as Gertrude
as Chowder
as B-team leader
as D.J.
as Puking man
as Tyrone
as Jacksonville
as Bitch #2
as Spike
as Nova
as Homeless person
as Detective Foley
as Buster's text-tone (voice)
as Police officer (voice)
as Bernard's ringtone (voice)
as Party goer (voice)
as Buster's ringtone #1 (voice)
as Jacksonville's ringtone (voice)
as ArmRick's ringtone (voice)
as Selena's ringtone (voice)
as Captain (voice)
as Baseball hitter (voice)
as Bernard's text-tone (voice)
as Voice on tv (voice)
as Buster's ringtone #2 (voice)
as Alarm sound (voice)
as Devlin's ringtone (voice)
