A shy San Francisco librarian and a bumbling cop fall in love as they solve a crime involving albinos, dwarves, and the Catholic Church.
as Gloria Mundy
as Tony Carlson
as Mr. Hennessey
as Archbishop Thorncrest / Archbishop's brother
as Stanley Tibbets
as Stella
as Fergie
as Rupert Stiltskin
as Delia Darrow / Gerda Casswell
as Mrs. Russel
as Elsie
as J.J. MacKuen
as Theatre Manager
as Scarface
as Scott
as Sandy
as Mrs. Venus
as House Manager
as Whitey Jackson
as Coleman
as Sally
as Ethel
as Mrs. Monk
as Turk
as Sylvia
as Pope Pius XIII
as Japanese Man
as Japanese Woman
as Truck Driver
