
Back in 2005 two filmmakers tried to defeat their nemesis by making a film about a giant monkey on the cheap and, with the help of a look-a-like, sell it before the New Zealander could. These two con men are not only dangerous, but are notorious for their association with such figures as Ian McKellen (Lord Of The Rings, X-Men) and Brian Sibley (Author of “Peter Jackson: A Film-maker's Journey”). This comedy follows the exploits of these two thieves and reveals the dark past and sinister secrets shared by them all.

as Self

as Gimli

as Self

as Francais Tallywacker

as John Spate

as Shirley Major

as Self

as Interviewer

as Little Girl / Native

as Thug

as Self

as Savage Henry

as Hollywood Executive

as Fake Shemp / Soundman / Pub Folk

as Croydon Film Commissioner

as Dead Soundman / Policeman / Ghost

as Soundman 2

as Self

as Self

as Pub Folk

as Alice (John's Girlfriend)

as Pub Folk

as Pub Folk

as Native

as Native

as Native

as Self

as Wooly Liberal (Definitely himself)

as Headteacher

as Dancing Man

as Warg

as Soundman 3