A Lancashire family watch a series of variety acts on their dodgy new television set. Inspired, they put on a few numbers of their own at home.
as Mr Bloss
as Jock
as Our Detectives
as Mr Klunk
as The Wife
as Cutie
as Wun Lung
as The Master
as The Lancashire Lad
as The Dancers
as The Lassies
as Toto
as The Cocktail
as The Girl
as The Announcer
as The Boy Soprano
