A man, consumed by his image, goes on a journey to reclaim his title and assert himself as the alpha-crab.
as Crabman / Paparazzi / Mr. News Anchor / Podcaster 2
as Jimmy / Ernest Fairfield / "Falcon Guy" Actor / Pat Maweeni / Robert "Angela" Smith
as Newscaster 1
as Newscaster 2 / Picture-Taker
as Podcaster 1
as Rapscallion
as Passenger Rapscallion
as Driver Rapscallion
as John's Mom
as Robert Rodriguez
as The Crablantian Crown
