You sure are funny, Mister. Who's that sitting in your lap? Is it your little friend? Why does he have such a big, bald, mushroom head? Ha-ha, what a dork! Uh-oh, I think I made him sad, and he started crying! Poor little guy! Huh? Kiss him? Muah! Hey, that seemed to perk him up. What? He wants to play hide-n-seek? Hee-hee! That's a funny place for him to hide, Mister. He's kind of tickling my insides. It feels kinda good. Whoops! Mister, I think your li'l friend threw up inside me!
