A cynical anti-American Hollywood filmmaker sets out on a crusade to abolish the 4th of July holiday. He is visited by three spirits who take him on a hilarious journey in an attempt to show him the true meaning of America.
as Michael Malone
as General George S. Patton
as Osama Bin Nielsen / Grandpa
as Angel of Death
as Aziz
as Mohammed
as Josh
as President George Washington
as Todd Grosslight
as Judge Clarence Henderson
as George Mulrooney
as Himself
as Rastus Malone
as Slave
as Lab Technician
as Ahmed
as Neville Chamberlain
as Lab Tech 2
as Celebrity 1
as Paris Hilton
as Simon Rex
as Speaker 1940's
as Woman at Awards Party
as Airport Security Guard 1
as Hottie
as Hottie
as Lily
as It's That Michael Malone!
as Rehearsal Actress
as Political Aide
as I Gave up an Ass Lift for This?
as Entertainment Tonight Host
as Becca/Kaleigh
as Partygoer 2
as Heather
as Jane Wagstaffe
as Molly Duncan
as Reporter 1
as Airport Passenger 1
as Reporter 2
as Tiny Tina/Jenna
as Voice of Reason
as Parent
as Parent
as Columbia Student '1968'
as Columbia Student '1968'
as Rehearsal Actor
as Professor
as Look Out! It's Those Christians!
as Young Michael Malone
as Wounded Soldier
as John F. Kennedy
as He's Much Fatter in Person.
as Celebrity 2
as "Free History Term Papers"
as Mussolini
as Intern
as Rosie O'Connell
as Policeman 2
as Girl Scout
as Security Guard
as Hippie 2
as "Traitor!"
as Singer
as Teddo
as Reporter on TV
as Airport Security Guard 2
as 'Marines!' / Sassy Sailor
as Minister 2
as Hitler
as You're a Disgrace Protest Yeller
as Nun on Bus
as Lab Tech 1
as Boy Scout
as Thought You Hated Country Music!
as Trophy Girl
as Girl at BBQ
as Airport Passenger 2
as Marty
as Terrorist 2
as Chaplain
as Silvano
as Afghan Prisoner 2
as Accordion Player
as Minister 1
as Mose Malone
as Terrorist on Bike
as Subway Policeman
as "Sailors!"
as I'm Starved.
as Patient in Line
as Timmy / Atticus
as Subway Terrorist
as Trophy Girl at BBQ
as Policeman (MSG) 1
as Cuban Commander
as Village Voter
as Stagehand
as Jimmy Carter
as Tojo
as Hippie 1
as Voice of Reason
as Voice of Reason
as Cocktail Musician
as Cocktail Musician
as Cocktail Musician / Musician
as Wedding Guest
as Wedding Guest
as Parent
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as Professor
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as Plantation Singer
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as Plantation Singer
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as Plantation Singer
as Plantation Singer
as Columbia Student '1968'
as Columbia Student '1968'
as Columbia Student '1968'
as Musician
as Musician
as Musician
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