After the patriarch of the Disguisey family is kidnapped by Devlin Bowman in an attempt to steal the most precious treasures from around the world, Italian waiter Pistachio Disguisey utilizes his supernatural ability to disguise himself in an attempt to stop him.
as Pistachio Disguisey
as Devlin Bowman
as Jennifer Baker
as Grandfather Disguisey
as Fabbrizio Disguisey
as Barney Baker
as Mother Disguisey
as Sophia (as Maria Canals)
as Texas Man
as Henchman
as Texas Wife
as Trent
as Kenan
as Rex
as Jessica Simpson
as Group Dancer
as Henchman
as Henchman
as Henchman
as Henchman
as Interview Woman
as Security Guard
as Security Guard
as Doorman
as Cigar Maker
as Businessman
as Businessman
as Businessman
as Liberty Bell Security Guard
as Art Dealer
as Waiter
as Ninja Warrior
as Ninja Warrior
as White Collar Executive
as Mongolian Elder
as Mongolian
as German Businessman
as German Businesswoman
as Another German
as Herself
as Bernardo
as Italian Officer
as Boxing Dummy
as Puerto Rican Housekeeper
as Waitress
as Female Partygoer
as Waitress
as Bully
as Chemistry Teacher
as Young Pistachio
as Jock
as Captain America Kid
as Captain America Kid
as Captain America Kid
as Captain America Kid
as Bartender
as Chef
as Appraiser
as Constitution Security Guard
as Constitution Security Guard
as Abe Lincoln
as Ninja
as Ninja
as Ninja
as Ninja
as Ninja
as Ninja
as Ninja
as Ninja
as Doug
as Big Bottom Girl
as Big Bottom Girl
as Big Bottom Girl
as Big Bottom Girl
as Group Dancer
as Group Dancer
as Group Dancer
as Group Dancer
as Group Dancer
as Group Dancer
as Choreographer (uncredited)
as Lisa (uncredited)
as Thief (uncredited)
as Shane (uncredited)
as Himself
as Young Pistachio
as Young Pistachio
as Self (uncredited)
