
When a Russian mobster sets up a real estate scam that generates millions of pounds, various members of London's criminal underworld pursue their share of the fortune. Various shady characters, including Mr One-Two, Stella the accountant, and Johnny Quid, a druggie rock-star, try to claim their slice.

as One-Two

as Lenny Cole

as Stella

as Archy

as Mumbles

as Handsome Bob

as Uri Omovich

as Johnny Quid

as Roman

as Mickey

as Councillor

as Cookie

as Fred the Head

as Victor

as Pete

as Tank

as June

as Bertie

as Malcolm

as Paul

as Danny

as Bandy

as Rocker

as Chechnyan

as Chechnyan

as Turbo

as Johnny - 12 Years old

as Property Lawyer

as Judge

as Barrister

as Speeler Girl

as Gary

as Jackie

as Estate Agent

as Estate Agent

as Barman

as Posh Man In Shorts

as Drowned Sloane

as Nightclub Bouncer

as Waster

as Accountant

as Nurse

as Eton Boy

as Eton Boy

as Detective Sergeant Barnes

as Detective Sergeant

as Sexy Girl in Bathroom

as The Subways

as The Subways

as The Subways