
Unless Darren can survive New York's largest drug mogul, write a paper on Dante's "Inferno," escape three thugs chasing the wrong guy and sell fifty pills of ecstasy to make his tuition payment, he'll never date the girl of his dreams.

as Darren

as Gracie

as Coleman

as Michelle

as Petunia

as Tiffany

as Halo

as Lindsay

as Richard

as Homeless Joe

as Eduardo

as Marla

as Doreen

as Scott

as Bethany

as Paul

as Harold

as Little Steve

as C-Low

as Louis

as Albert

as Ralphie

as Roger

as Homeless Burt

as The Seoul Man

as Housing Manager

as Jayne