
The story throws Elvis impersonators, Indians, modern cowboys, a 6-foot-tall blond assassin, a frat boy, a corrupt sheriff and a prostitute into a chase for a priceless American Indian artifact stolen during a poker game at an Indian casino

as John Smith

as The Rancher

as Sheriff Hutchins

as The Cowboy

as Gay Elvis

as The Blonde

as Elvis Elvis

as Cindy

as Sheriff Cowley

as Little person Elvis

as Asian Elvis

as The Indian

as The Chief

as Vivian

as Mr. Crow

as The College Kid

as The Deputy

as Mo

as Redfoot

as Dark Eyes

as Young Mother

as Young Father

as Officer

as Contest Registrar

as The Ranch Hand

as Ranch Hand #2

as Old Indian Woman

as Cocktail Waitress

as The Gambler

as Young Boy

as Train Station P.A.