The story throws Elvis impersonators, Indians, modern cowboys, a 6-foot-tall blond assassin, a frat boy, a corrupt sheriff and a prostitute into a chase for a priceless American Indian artifact stolen during a poker game at an Indian casino
as John Smith
as The Rancher
as Sheriff Hutchins
as The Cowboy
as Gay Elvis
as The Blonde
as Elvis Elvis
as Cindy
as Sheriff Cowley
as Little person Elvis
as Asian Elvis
as The Indian
as The Chief
as Vivian
as Mr. Crow
as The College Kid
as The Deputy
as Mo
as Redfoot
as Dark Eyes
as Young Mother
as Young Father
as Officer
as Contest Registrar
as The Ranch Hand
as Ranch Hand #2
as Old Indian Woman
as Cocktail Waitress
as The Gambler
as Young Boy
as Train Station P.A.
