
In a sleepy little mill town in North Carolina, Paul is the town Romeo. But when his best friend's sister returns home from boarding school, he finds himself falling for her innocent charm. In spite of her lack of experience and the violent protests of her brother, the two find themselves in a sweet, dreamy and all-consuming love.

as Paul

as Noel

as Tip

as Bust-Ass (as Danny R. McBride)

as Bo

as Mary-Margaret

as Uncle Leland

as Justin

as Judge Harvey

as Elvira

as Feng-Shui

as Dancing Orderly

as Tammy Clinard

as Strong Bad

as Noel's Friend

as Noel's other friend

as Bob

as Geoff Seibanick

as Tonya (uncredited)