In an effort to land the guy she's been pining after since grade school, Abby hires a local stripper named Santa Monica to teach her everything she needs to know about confidence and sex.
as Santa Monica
as Abby
as Max
as Destiny
as Angel
as Robin
as Betty Spaghetti
as Rick Richards
as DJ Don
as The Saint Bernard / Samuel Moros
as Ron
as Margaret
as Mercedes
as Abby (Age 7)
as Max (Age 7)
as Mercedes (Age 7)
as Abby (Age 12)
as Max (Age 12)
as Steve
as Dave
as Lily Rose
as Nurse Appleman
as Homeroom Teacher
as Celine
as Nurse Customer
as Rita the Realtor
as Teenage Boy
as Judas
as Dicky
as Skinny Dweeb
as Cashier
as Lola
as Nerdy Gamer
as Jeremy
as Will
as Stoner Kid #1
as Stoner Kid #2
as Ryan
as Gamer Stacey
as Gary
as Sister Betty
as Additional Voice (voice)
as Additional Voice (voice)
as Additional Voice (voice)
as Additional Voice (voice)
as Additional Voice (voice)
as Additional Voice (voice)
as Additional Voice(voice)
as Additional Voice (voice)
as Gene (uncredited)
as Catholic School Student (uncredited)
as Girl in Flower Dress at Wedding Scene (uncredited)
as Strip Club Patron (uncredited)
as Maya (uncredited)
