Three young men, a scriptwriter, a producer and a director are called in by Benny U Murdoch, an exotic movie producer. He wants to make a new erotic movie starring a big woman - the "Eskimo Nell" of the title. However problems start from the beginning, the scriptwriter is a virgin, a lover of penguins and hasn't a clue on how to write an erotic movie, each of the three main backers want a different type of movie - a western, an erotic and a kung-fu movie with different people in the main part. However problems really start for the three when Benny runs off with all the money and they have to make three different versions of the same film and try not to let the backers and stars know what has happened. And this is made harder when there is a clean-up-filth society breathing down their necks....
as Dennis Morrison
as Clive Potter
as Harris Tweedle
as Benny U. Murdoch
as Lady Longhorn
as The Bishop
as Lord Coltwind
as Jeremy Longhorn
as Hermione Longhorn
as Gladys Armitage
as Big Dick
as Billie Harris
as Dave
as Brendan
as Ambrose Cream
as Rudolph
as Millicent Bindle
as Vernon Peabody
as Johnny
as Simon
as Casting Girl
as Grandfather
as Grandmother
as Maggie
as Charlie
as Deadeye Dick
as Mexican Pete
as Reverend Mother
as Kung Fu Artist
as Nightwatchman
as Laboratory Man
as Royal Personage
as Cinema Manager
as Projectionist
as Traffic Warden (uncredited)
as Cowboy (uncredited)
as Woman Browsing Travel Brochure (uncredited)
as Floor Manager (uncredited)
as Traffic Warden Stripper (uncredited)
as Policeman (uncredited)
as Shy Casting Girl (uncredited)
