
John and his girlfriend have vowed to marry once they save $30,000 for their dream house. But the minute they achieve their financial goal, John finds out his niece has been accepted at Harvard, and he's reminded of his promise to pay for her tuition (nearly $30,000). John's friend Duff convinces him to turn to petty crime to make the payment … but Duff's hare-brained schemes spin quickly out of control.

as John Plummer

as Walter P. 'Duff' Duffy

as Elaine Warner

as Patty Plummer

as Mr. Warner

as Noreen Plummer

as Honorable Judge Emmett Cook

as David Loach

as Detective Charles

as Uncle Jack

as Loach's Friend

as Liquor Store Clerk

as Fidio the Lawyer

as Duff's Mom

as Butcher

as Electrician

as Electrician

as Grandma

as Loach's Bandit

as Loach's Girlfriend

as Lineup Man

as Toy Store Manager

as Aunt Jean

as Younger Noreen

as Uncle Dave

as Loach’s Friend