
A hapless talent manager named Danny Rose, by helping a client, gets dragged into a love triangle involving the mob. His story is told in flashback, an anecdote shared amongst a group of comedians over lunch at New York's Carnegie Deli. Rose's one-man talent agency represents countless incompetent entertainers, including a one-legged tap dancer, and one slightly talented one: washed-up lounge singer Lou Canova, whose career is on the rebound.

as Danny Rose

as Tina Vitale

as Lou Canova

as Sandy Baron

as Corbett Monica

as Jackie Gayle

as Morty Gunty

as Will Jordan

as Jack Rollins

as Howard Storm

as Barney Dunn

as Milton Berle

as Ray Webb

as Vito Rispoli

as Joe Rispoli

as Money Ripper

as Joe Franklin

as Waldorf Manager

as Johnny Rispoli

as Johnny's Mother

as Hood at Warehouse

as Teresa

as Sid Bacharach

as Angelina

as Phil Chomsky

as Water Glass Virtuoso

as Balloon Act

as Balloon Act

as Herbie Jayson

as Ralph, Club Owner

as Blind Xylophonist

as Bird Lady

as Hypnotist

as Lady in Trance

as Lady's Husband

as Fan in Dressing Room

as Lou's Daughter

as Lou's Son

as Angelina's Assistant

as Tommy's Brother

as Tommy's Mother

as Tropical Fish Lady

as Lady at Angelina's

as Greeter at Party

as Greeter at Party

as Rocco

as Annie

as Vincent

as Vincent's Wife

as Money Ripper

as Carmine

as Lady at Party

as Lady at Party

as Lady at Party

as Manager's Friend

as Fan at Waldorf

as Fan at Waldorf

as Fan at Waldorf

as Deli Owner