
"God watches out for dummies. He's got both eyes on them." Anyone who is young at heart and loves to laugh will enjoy this off-the-wall, melodramatic-styled comedy. Jack and Milo, both in their forties, with about the same IQ, are left to fend for themselves for the first time. They get a loan from the bank and lend the money to the Mafia for big interest. As the Morons go to collect their first interest, their dream of easy money becomes a nightmare. The Mafia demands $500 every week or their lives. They try one money making scheme after another to dodge death. Their only hope is that their stupidity will save them.

as Jack

as Milo

as Mafia (John Shalako)

as Whitney

as Brian

as Mama

as Neighbor

as Neighbor's Wife

as Banker

as Brian and Whitney's Dad

as TV Host

as Foreman

as Lady at ATM

as Man at River

as Lady at House

as Store Clerk

as Warden

as Video Store Clerk

as Man Wants DVD

as Principal

as Vice Principal