"God watches out for dummies. He's got both eyes on them." Anyone who is young at heart and loves to laugh will enjoy this off-the-wall, melodramatic-styled comedy. Jack and Milo, both in their forties, with about the same IQ, are left to fend for themselves for the first time. They get a loan from the bank and lend the money to the Mafia for big interest. As the Morons go to collect their first interest, their dream of easy money becomes a nightmare. The Mafia demands $500 every week or their lives. They try one money making scheme after another to dodge death. Their only hope is that their stupidity will save them.
as Jack
as Milo
as Mafia (John Shalako)
as Whitney
as Brian
as Mama
as Neighbor
as Neighbor's Wife
as Banker
as Brian and Whitney's Dad
as TV Host
as Foreman
as Lady at ATM
as Man at River
as Lady at House
as Store Clerk
as Warden
as Video Store Clerk
as Man Wants DVD
as Principal
as Vice Principal
