Harry Sterndale, a failed photographer, is given a diagnosis of cancer and told that he has only three months to live. After thinking things over, he decides that since he is dying anyway, he will kill or destroy all the people that ever crossed or hurt him during his life - after all, he will be dead anyway long before he can come to trial and get his just desserts from society. Harry hires an assassin to finish himself off in style, and even has time to fall in love with Jill. However, there's just one small problem with Harry's master plan - the cancer diagnosis is totally inaccurate and now he's got a hitman on his trail and several policemen wanting to talk to him about some murders...
as Harry Sterndale
as Jill Saunders
as Maurice Walpole
as Renzo Locatelli
as Gerd Layton
as Lisa
as Freda
as Jamie Campbell-Stewart
as Cleverley
as John
as Vanessa
as Dr. Joseph
as Beverley
as Commissioner Grosvenor
as Ad Agency Receptionist
as Inspector Bass
as Detective Constable Ray
as Askew
as Melissa
as Mrs. Ruth Layton
as President Zlomov
as President's Wife
as Maitre'd
as Jamie's Solicitor
as Rick
as Himself
as Father of the Bride
as Mother of the Bride
as Best Man
as Young Policeman
