
Harry Sterndale, a failed photographer, is given a diagnosis of cancer and told that he has only three months to live. After thinking things over, he decides that since he is dying anyway, he will kill or destroy all the people that ever crossed or hurt him during his life - after all, he will be dead anyway long before he can come to trial and get his just desserts from society. Harry hires an assassin to finish himself off in style, and even has time to fall in love with Jill. However, there's just one small problem with Harry's master plan - the cancer diagnosis is totally inaccurate and now he's got a hitman on his trail and several policemen wanting to talk to him about some murders...

as Harry Sterndale

as Jill Saunders

as Maurice Walpole

as Renzo Locatelli

as Gerd Layton

as Lisa

as Freda

as Jamie Campbell-Stewart

as Cleverley

as John

as Vanessa

as Dr. Joseph

as Beverley

as Commissioner Grosvenor

as Ad Agency Receptionist

as Inspector Bass

as Detective Constable Ray

as Askew

as Melissa

as Mrs. Ruth Layton

as President Zlomov

as President's Wife

as Maitre'd

as Jamie's Solicitor

as Rick

as Himself

as Father of the Bride

as Mother of the Bride

as Best Man

as Young Policeman