Born in America and raised in an Indian ashram, Pitka returns to his native land to seek his fortune as a spiritualist and self-help expert. His skills are put to the test when he must get a brokenhearted hockey player's marriage back on track in time for the man to help his team win the Stanley Cup.
as Guru Pitka
as Jane Bullard
as Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé
as Darren Roanoke
as Prudence
as Dick Pants
as Coach Punch Cherkov
as Rajneesh
as Jay Kell
as Trent Lueders
as Guru Tugginmypuddha
as Guru Satchabigknoba
as Deepak Chopra
as Jessica Simpson
as Kanye West
as Young Pitka
as Cinnabon Cashier
as EMT
as Frat Guy
as Bar Patron
as Himself
as Lillian Roanoke
as Sickly Nerd
as Dancer
as Nerd
as Female Reporter
as Assistant Coach
as Deepak Early 20's
as Indian Man
as Young Deepak
as Referee
as EMT
as Biker
as Uncle Jack
as Goal Post Judge
as 11-Year-Old Girl
as 11-Year-Old Girl
as Sanjay
as DJ
as Puck Bunny
as Children's Church Choir
as Children's Church Choir
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as Children's Church Choir
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as Children's Church Choir
as Children's Church Choir
as Children's Church Choir
as Children's Church Choir
as Children's Church Choir
as Children's Church Choir
as Children's Church Choir
as Children's Church Choir
as Children's Church Choir
as Children's Church Choir
as Children's Church Choir
as Children's Church Choir
as Children's Church Choir
as Group Dancer
as Group Dancer
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as Group Dancer
as Group Dancer
as Group Dancer
as Oprah Winfrey (voice)
as Mariska Hargitay (uncredited)
as Val Kilmer (uncredited)
as Group Dancer
as Persian Beauty (uncredited)
as Additional Performances (puppeteer)
as Morgan Freemann (voice only) (uncredited)
