A struggling pulp fiction writer who doubles as an incompetent jewel thief. He gets caught in the act every time, but he uses his looks and charm to make the best of it. Soon he becomes a celebrity. Wealthy women start leaving their jewels out like milk and cookies for Santa Claus in hopes that the sex thief will unlawfully invade their domiciles.
as Emily Barrow
as Grant Henry
as Herbert Barrow
as Sergeant Plinth
as Inspector Smith
as Judy Martin
as Guy Hammond
as Jacobi
as Angie
as Porky Prescott
as Wensleydale
as Crabshaw
as 1st Reporter
as Jeweller
as Meter Attendant
as Flower Seller
as Constable
as Florinda Prescott
as Jezebel
as Guido
as Barman
as Doorman
as Stripper
as Auctioneer
as Chauffeur
as Waitress
