
A struggling pulp fiction writer who doubles as an incompetent jewel thief. He gets caught in the act every time, but he uses his looks and charm to make the best of it. Soon he becomes a celebrity. Wealthy women start leaving their jewels out like milk and cookies for Santa Claus in hopes that the sex thief will unlawfully invade their domiciles.

as Emily Barrow

as Grant Henry

as Herbert Barrow

as Sergeant Plinth

as Inspector Smith

as Judy Martin

as Guy Hammond

as Jacobi

as Angie

as Porky Prescott

as Wensleydale

as Crabshaw

as 1st Reporter

as Jeweller

as Meter Attendant

as Flower Seller

as Constable

as Florinda Prescott

as Jezebel

as Guido

as Barman

as Doorman

as Stripper

as Auctioneer

as Chauffeur

as Waitress