Roy Brush has aspirations to be a great footballer and this seems likely when he scores for England in the European Cup Final. To add to this he becomes a national hero, having seemingly saved a young lad from drowning. But Roy has a secret - he is gay - and the editor of the scurrilous 'Scum' tabloid is making it his business to out him. However, with the help of his manager, Roy can triumph at an inspirational climactic football match, where his tears touch the heart of the nation - and pundit Jimmy Twizzle gets very high on mushroom tea.
as Roy Brush
as Kevin
as Scum Editor
as Leslie
as Club Chairman/Waiter
as Club Manager
as Mick
as Janet
as Terry
as Jimmy Twizzle/Wiggy
as Sports Presenter
as Roy's Mother
as Leslie's Mother
as Dick Wibbly
as Trevor Moulton
as Wazza
as Lift Man
as Meat Trade Spokesman
as Punter in Hotel
as Punter in Hotel
as Barman
as Nurse
as 2nd Nurse
as Doctor
as Ambulance Man
as Doorman
as Recording Engineer
as DJ
as Self - Commentator
as Footballer
as Footballer
as Footballer
as Footballer
as Footballer
as Footballer
as Footballer
as Footballer
as Footballer
as Footballer
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as Sponge Man
as Barbie
as Smoking Doctor
