A movie within a movie, created to spoof the martial arts genre. Writer/director Steve Oedekerk uses contemporary characters and splices them into a 1970s kung-fu film, weaving the new and old together. As the main character, The Chosen One, Oedekerk sets off to avenge the deaths of his parents at the hands of kung-fu legend Master Pain. Along the way he encounters some strange characters.
as The Chosen One
as Master Pain (Betty) (archive footage)
as Young Master Pain
as Ling (archive footage)
as Wimp Lo (archive footage)
as Dying Ling
as Master Tang (archive footage)
as Whoa
as Father
as Mother
as Chew Fat Lip
as Peasant Woman
as Young Master Pain's Henchman
as Henchman #2
as Grilled Face Fighter
as Boom Box Henchman
as Masked Fighter
as Stick Fighter #1
as Stick Fighter #2
as Stick Fighter #3
as Stick Fighter #4
as Lone Fighter
as Gang Fighter #1
as Gang Fighter #2
as Gang Fighter #3
as Gang Fighter #4
as Gang Fighter #5
as Gang Fighter with Hole in Stomach
as Bikini Fighter
as Martial Arts Master #1
as Martial Arts Master #2
as Martial Arts Master #3
