
Floyd has never won Lotto. Nor has he won at OTB. He's a middle-aged flunk floundering from temp jobs to performing magic tricks in the street to earn a buck. His life consists of his therapist, his nursing home bound mother and B.S. sessions with other late bloomers. But on the day before his 40th birthday, he decides to take charge of his life and pursue his first career as a magician. He soon realizes, however, that due to his allergic reaction to rabbits and ineptitude for children, his future in birthday party magic seemed quite ephemeral. Upon meeting Lulu, another life wanderer, Floyd steps up his act for adults and decides to supplement his income by incorporating a wallet disappearing trick into the act with her as his assistant.

as Strange Man

as Woman #2

as Linda

as Floyd

as Police Lineup Mob Boss

as Student

as Mel

as Cy

as Swimmer

as Lulu

as Nurse

as Stella

as Woman in Nursing Home

as Cop

as Ryan Toddsworth

as Sal

as Waldo

as Ida

as Oscar

as Artie

as Frank

as Pornshop Clerk

as Virgil

as Guy #2

as Garber

as Bathroom Pick Pocket Victim

as Swimmer

as Allergist

as Blood Bank Attendant

as Temp Agency Woman

as Bum

as Man #2

as Interviewer

as Rod

as Hypnotist

as Edith

as Grover

as Willy

as Sexy Lifeguard

as Sperm Bank Man (uncredited)