Collins College needs a new department head for their science department, so Doctors Carter and Zorch consult Thinko, the campus computer, and come up with Dr. Mathilda West, who has degrees in lots of things, but turns out to be disruptively attractive as well.
as Dr. Mathilda West, aka Tassels Monclair
as Jody
as Suzanne
as Boomie
as Dr. Zorch
as Dr. Myrtle Carter
as George Barton
as Conway Twitty
as Wildcat MacPherson
as Prof. Watts
as Etta Toodie
as Policeman
as Legs Raffertino
as Bartender
as Woo Woo Grabowski
as Fire Chief
as Nurse
as Professor Towers
as Policeman
as Night Club Hostess
as Miss Amanda Cadwallader
as Bullets
as Arab
as Midget
as Sam Thinko
as Shoeshine Girl
as Mexican Man
as Miss Everleigh
as Circe
as Railroad Conductor
as Train Station Attendant
