After drunkenly stumbling through a portal, an idiot finds himself lost in an abandoned beach town. Here, he poorly recounts his PAST, present, and future existences, each ending in the spontaneous combustion of planet Earth.
as Jay
as Brents
as Rose
as Victoria
as Sue
as Phoebe
as Randall
as Maurice
as Hostage
as Delilah
as Mona
as Charlie
as Lauren
as TJ
as Cuck Chair Guy
as Dog Fan Girl
as Rosalie
as Dog Fan Dad
as Harrison
as Victoria
as Caitlyn
