
After bowler Roy Munson swindles the wrong crowd and is left with a hook for a hand, he settles into impoverished obscurity. That is, until he uncovers the next big thing: an Amish kid named Ishmael. So, the corrupt and the hopelessly naive hit the circuit intent on settling an old score with Big Ern.

as Roy Munson

as Ishmael Boorg

as Claudia

as Ernie McCracken

as The Gambler

as Mr. Boorg

as Sarah Boorg

as Owner Of Stiffy's

as Landlady

as Thomas

as Mrs. Boorg

as Stanley Osmanski

as Calvert Munson

as Young Roy

as Courtesy Call Guy

as 1979 Bowling Buddy

as 1979 Bowling Buddy

as Fatima

as 1979 Waitress

as Beaver Valley Bowl Manager

as Red Neck Stutterer

as Beaver Bowl Hustler

as Make-Out Queen

as Lancaster Bowl Manager

as Cocktail Waitress

as Scranton Wino

as Purse Snatcher

as Scranton Wino

as Bowling Priest

as Skidmark's Squirrel

as Tavern Drunk

as Beautiful Dancer

as Gas Station Attendant

as Nouchi's Gal

as Silver Legacy Maid

as Self

as Unified Fund Mom

as Tavern band

as Stiffy's Goon (as Louis Charles Consolo)