"Uncle Bob" hosts a cable access show where he uses his air time to rant and rave about how he's getting fucked in business deals and how he winds up with squat. He puts his vehemence on the back burner, however, when Trudy the mail lady shows up and Bob offers to stonewash her Calvins. The enigmatic Nunzio confides his problems to Uncle Bob. Nunzio's talk about not being able to find the right girl prompts Bob's personal desire for a psychotic.
