In New York City, detective Luigi Mackeroni investigates a string of mysterious penile mutilations at the Hotel Quickie. After Mackeroni attempts to have a tryst with a gigolo he meets in the lobby, a carniverous condom bites off his right testicle and flees, which sets the detective off on a quest to stop the predatory prophylactic once and for all.
as Luigi Mackeroni
as Sam Hanks
as Frau Dr. Riffleson
as Billy
as Babette
as Leichenbeschauerin Wilma
as Detektivin Sally
as Mann vom Secret Service
as Phyllis Higgins
as Her Teacher
as Hotelchef Robinson
as Prof. Boris Smirnoff
as Chief of Police
as Mr. Higgins
as Mrs. Higgins
as Policeman O'Brian
as Dr. Riffleson's Assistant
as Joe Baluga
as Croatian Tourist
as Dick McGouvern
as Hooker
as Prostitute's Client
as McGouvern's Ladylove
as Waitress
as Transvestit
