
Zack McHammertime's lifelong dream of becoming rich and famous just might come true as iCONS, a local singing competition, promises its victor $100 billion. To mask his total lack of talent, Zack hires backstory-less friends(?) Troy McDropthebass and Danny McMotorboat, as well as 6 foot 3-year old orphan Chad McCoolkid to form the greatest boyband the world has ever known: Four Straight Guys.

as Zack McHammertime (uncredited)

as Danny McMotorboat (uncredited) / Chad's Mum

as Troy McDropthebass (uncredited)

as Chad McCoolkid (uncredited)

as Big "BJ" John

as iCONs Audition Judge / iCONs Finalist

as Fourth Straight Guy

as Fourth Straight Guy

as iCONs Car Park Attendant

as iCONs Finalist

as iCONs Finalist (as Keren Broad)

as iCONs Finalist (as Esther Norris)